Funny Halloween Jokes!

[Haunt Master]

Some of these jokes are very "bat", some might ay it is "scary".


Q. What do ghosts have in their noses?
A. Boo-gers!


Q. What does the devil keep between his legs?
A. A Great balls of fire!


Q. Why don't we ever see ghost's poop?
A. Because its invisable!


Q. What did the great horn owl say to the girl that walked by the woods?
A. Nice HOOOOOTERS!!


Q. Why do ghost men like ghost girls?
A. Because they have beautiful boo-bies!!


So, if you do know any funny and weird jokes, please post here!

[myshy]

What is a ghost favorite movie star?
A.casper

What do you call a witch that lives at a beach?
A.A sand_witch

Where does a ghost go on a saturday night?
A.Anywhere he can boo-gie!

Why doesn`t dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat?
A.Beacuse of the coffin.

what tops off a ghosts ice cream sunde?
A.Whipped scream.

[myshy]

Some of these jokes are very "bat", some might ay it is "scary".


Q. What do ghosts have in their noses?
A. Boo-gers!


Q. What does the devil keep between his legs?
A. A Great balls of fire!


Q. Why don't we ever see ghost's poop?
A. Because its invisable!


Q. What did the great horn owl say to the girl that walked by the woods?
A. Nice HOOOOOTERS!!


Q. Why do ghost men like ghost girls?
A. Because they have beautiful boo-bies!!


So, if you do know any funny and weird jokes, please post here!

THese are jokes.

[Creepy Skull]

What is a ghost favorite movie star?
A.casper

What do you call a witch that lives at a beach?
A.A sand_witch

Where does a ghost go on a saturday night?
A.Anywhere he can boo-gie!

Why doesn`t dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat?
A.Beacuse of the coffin.

what tops off a ghosts ice cream sunde?
A.Whipped scream.

Nice jokes I have none.

[shanda]

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, Is that you coffin?

[Haunt Master]

They're funny!

Why do we called mummies? Because they're our mommies!

[von_owen]

Q:Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
A:They're afraid of flying off the handle


Q:What does Tweety Bird say on Halloween?
A:Twick or Tweet

[Haunt Master]

Why can't the witch have a baby?

Well, her elder husband has a small weenie-wee!

[von_owen]

Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope...


Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately...


Q: What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
A: Decoffinated...

[Pumpkin_Man]

This jokes a little off-collor, but I thought it was pretty good, and it's sort of h alloween themed.

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball, but she did not have a diaphram, so her fairy god mother gaver her one, but warned her that if she didn't get home by the stroke of midnight her diaphram would turn into a pumpkin.

Well she met this guy, she went to her place and she totaly lost track of the time. Meanwhile her fairy god mother waited anxiously. Around 5 am, Cinderella came home with the most extatic look on her face. "I met thie INCREDIBLE guy at the ball" she said. I had the most FABULOUS <deleted> I ever had in my life" she continued. "Thwa't this boy's name"?"" asked the Fairy God Mother. "I don't quiteremember" answered Cinderella. "Peter Peter something"

Mike

[Haunt Master]

That's really funny joke about Cinderella, PM! I do like this idea!

[Gothic Klown]

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than <deleted>

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.

4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

[adrian]

i like those gothic klown