I myself am going to cheat and quote Garfield when he knocks and then says, "Gimme".
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The best trick or treat lines you can think of.
Just to be creative, lets hear your best trick or treat line. 
I myself am going to cheat and quote Garfield when he knocks and then says, "Gimme".
I myself am going to cheat and quote Garfield when he knocks and then says, "Gimme".
The dark night beckons. Bear us your soul, it whispers. Expose your wicked delights. Join the rest of us on the wind. The dark night beckons and we answer. Sailing into the shadows.
Re: The best trick or treat lines you can think of.
I just like the classic immature trick or treat song.
Trick or treat, trick or treat, give me something good to eat.
If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.
Trick or treat, trick or treat, give me something good to eat.
If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.
"I don't know what's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is".
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Re: The best trick or treat lines you can think of.
That's my favorite, too!oboingo76 wrote:I just like the classic immature trick or treat song.
Trick or treat, trick or treat, give me something good to eat.
If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.
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Re: The best trick or treat lines you can think of.
Here's my personal fav:
Trick or treat. Smell my feet.
They are very good to eat.
Mike
Trick or treat. Smell my feet.
They are very good to eat.
Mike
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Re: The best trick or treat lines you can think of.
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Well... if you're too old to go ToTing, you can always steal candy off of little kids. This one should do the trick...
Trick or treat is so sweet, gimme your candy, or you'll get beat.
Well... if you're too old to go ToTing, you can always steal candy off of little kids. This one should do the trick...
Trick or treat is so sweet, gimme your candy, or you'll get beat.
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Re: The best trick or treat lines you can think of.
"Hey, give me candy" usually worked for me.
"He didn't just eat their bodies, he ate their souls."
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Re: The best trick or treat lines you can think of.
Trick or treat, smell my feet
give me something good to eat
if you don't, I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear!

give me something good to eat
if you don't, I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear!

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Re: The best trick or treat lines you can think of.
::singing:: "I put a spell on you....and now your candy..er...YOU'RE mine...."
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Re: The best trick or treat lines you can think of.
hahahaha I like that one.Hallowed Eve wrote:::singing:: "I put a spell on you....and now your candy..er...YOU'RE mine...."
The dark night beckons. Bear us your soul, it whispers. Expose your wicked delights. Join the rest of us on the wind. The dark night beckons and we answer. Sailing into the shadows.