Clearly, I'm rather fond of Scarecrows. But some of the worst dreck I've ever seen are scarecrow movies. I caught this one called "Scarecrows Gone Wild" about killer scarecrows on spring break. And I wasn't even aware they did spring break. I also remember this one, the title escapes me, but the plot was this group of criminals were hiding out on this deserted farm after a big heist and are being picked of by a killer scarecrow. They begin blaming each other since nobody actually sees the scarecrow. Truly awful stuff.
But probably one of the worst horror movies I've seen was "Tomb of the Werewolf". This was god-awful; bad acting, bad writing, bad makeup, hideous story. My friend and I started counting gratuitous <deleted> scenes and after there were too many we started counting gratuitous lesbian <deleted> scenes. It took a hard left into soft-core porn pretty quick, and with no warning. And when the werewolf attacked men he would tear out their throats. When the werewolf attacked women, he'd rip their shirts off first (not a single one of them owned a bra) then tear out their throats. The movies setting was supposed to be contemporary movie, following a crew doing a realty tv show somewhere in the UK, but every single non American extra was dressed in quasi-medieval clothing, as though they'd just come from a Ren-Faire. Lord, it was just bad.
As for SY-Fy, their original series aren't to bad (I kinda liked their adaptation of The Dresden Files) but their movies are bad. I have friends who still talk about a film they watched called "Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid". Sy-Fy original, all the way.
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We're the farmer's scarecrows
We scare away the birds,
We keep the farmer's corn safe
Without any words.
But when Halloween comes
We jump out of the ground
And we scare the boys and girls
When they come walking 'round.
We scare away the birds,
We keep the farmer's corn safe
Without any words.
But when Halloween comes
We jump out of the ground
And we scare the boys and girls
When they come walking 'round.
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That "Tomb of the Werewolf" sounds really bad!
I have seen "Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid" on Sy-Fy whilst flicking through the TV. I've never watched it though as the title put me off straight away!
I have seen "Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid" on Sy-Fy whilst flicking through the TV. I've never watched it though as the title put me off straight away!
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Ewwww I saw that stupid Tomb of the Werewolf movie too! It was SOOOO bad! And I totally agree with you on the bad scarecrow movies. My sister likes scarecrows and we have yet to see a good one. There was one, I have forgotten the title, about this killer scarecrow who I think was some nerd who got picked on and killed and then when he became a scarecrow, he turned into some kind of ninja. It was pretty bad I think the Dark Harvest movies might be the worst scarecrow movies though--really only good for a laugh
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Probably more Scifi than horror but Count Gore DeVol featured it on his Creature Feature...Santa Claus vs the Martians! Pretty bad
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