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Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:11 pm
by Andybev01
"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony"
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:31 pm
by Spookymufu
help help I'm being oppressed!!"
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:35 pm
by Andybev01
"I 'warned' you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you 'knew', didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little 'bunny', isn't it? "
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:10 pm
by Belladonna
You guys are great with the quotes! What are these last ones from?
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:25 pm
by Andybev01
Python, Monty...
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:32 pm
by MacPhantom
*enters the forum, trips over pile of pocket protectors and asthma inhalers*
Hmmm..... Why is everyone in here wearing their pants pulled up to their ribcages.....?
*slowly backs out of the forum*
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:53 pm
by Andybev01
Chicken...
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:02 am
by Corvus Kulde
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:37 am
by Belladonna
Hahahaha! I sooo need to catch up! It has been so long since I've seen The Python!
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:19 am
by adrian
i'm a dork at heart.. but then again i like all sorts of things
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:42 am
by Belladonna
Dorks are pretty fun.
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:53 am
by Andybev01
My dorkiness knows no boundaries. I am as much a nerd about British humor as I do about String Theory.
Wait a minute...
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:05 pm
by NeverMore
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(Just read this on another forum and thought I'd give you guys a little chuckle)
Belladonna walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet
and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently
breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little
accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the
lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I
tell you the price.'
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:06 pm
by adrian
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA i love that!! good find
Re: NEEDLESS THINGS
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:30 pm
by Midnite Shadow
NeverMore wrote:.
(Just read this on another forum and thought I'd give you guys a little chuckle)
Belladonna walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet
and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently
breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little
accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the
lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I
tell you the price.'
Now that's some funny stuff right there...I don't care who you are!!