A divorced man meets his ex-wife, the witch's new husband at a a party.
Later, after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: "So... how do you like using second hand stuff?"
The new husband replies: "It isn't that bad. Past the first 2 inches it's all brand new".
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Re: Witch's Second Husband
heh heh heh heh
http://theyard.netii.net/
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Re: Witch's Second Husband
lol ok ok i got it 
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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adrian
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Re: Witch's Second Husband
ohhhhhh don't you do itilovemichaelmyers wrote:HUH???
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Witch's Second Husband
The ex had 2 inches & the new husband had more to offer, I hope this helps ILMM!!! 
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Re: Witch's Second Husband
I'm not so sure if that's Witchy's own new second husband??
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Oh, all right! Great that you had a first husband forever, however your own signature photo image is too large for me to wait to reply this post.witchy wrote:No ihaunt, I still have the first one, he's the prefect ----!!
Think you need to change your own avatar image in the signaute box anytime from now and on? 
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ilovemichaelmyers
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Her avatar is cool, I like it. Why would she need to change it iHaunt?
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I like it!
http://theyard.netii.net/
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but if you pull their wings off they'll eat whatever you give them!"
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Re: Witch's Second Husband
Well I wouldn't change it if I were you, it's cute!
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