What made you happy today? :)

Andybev01 · Post by **Andybev01** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:31 pm

Hmmm; and what else do these "TV people" say to you, Mac?

MacPhantom · Post by **MacPhantom** » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:54 pm

They tell me who won the Yankees/Sox game, remind me that I'm in good hands with AllState, demonstrate the ways in which Obama is destroying the country, recommend that I buy Vi@gra and Nasonex, ask that I phrase my answers in the form of a question, and assure me that Obama is the second coming of Jesus.

Midnite Shadow · Post by **Midnite Shadow** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:20 am

Well, they know what is best for you Mac....put your trust into them...they will take care of their flock.

Midnite Shadow · Post by **Midnite Shadow** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 8:32 am

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, "I want to be President!"

Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing there.

So then I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."

"Wow - what a worthy goal."

I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where this homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."

Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few seconds.

While her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her folks still aren't talking to me

Andybev01 · Post by **Andybev01** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:28 am

ilovemichaelmyers · Post by **ilovemichaelmyers** » Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:54 pm

Well, so far something has made me happy today but I'm not telling. You know who you are

Midnite Shadow · Post by **Midnite Shadow** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:55 am

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Well, so far something has made me happy today but I'm not telling. You know who you are

The Easter Bunny?

Andybev01 · Post by **Andybev01** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 8:03 am

It's Friday! Happy happy.

ilovemichaelmyers · Post by **ilovemichaelmyers** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:37 am

Midnite Shadow wrote:
ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Well, so far something has made me happy today but I'm not telling. You know who you are

The Easter Bunny?

Sure, if you say so.

Midnite Shadow · Post by **Midnite Shadow** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:47 am

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:
Midnite Shadow wrote:
ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Well, so far something has made me happy today but I'm not telling. You know who you are

The Easter Bunny?
Sure, if you say so.

Well, you aren't providing any details so I am left to guess and use my imagination....which could be scary

MacPhantom · Post by **MacPhantom** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:27 pm

The Easter Bunny is scary....

Midnite Shadow · Post by **Midnite Shadow** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:04 pm

That one sure is...Jimminy Crickets it is also about 10 feet tall.

MacPhantom · Post by **MacPhantom** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:11 pm

Things were scarier back in the olden days.......

Midnite Shadow · Post by **Midnite Shadow** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:14 pm

Ain't that the truth...

MacPhantom · Post by **MacPhantom** » Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:19 pm

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