Her boyfriend replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
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Witch is unhappy!
A witch is standing nude looking in the attic mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her boyfriend, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment".
Her boyfriend replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
Her boyfriend replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
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Re: Witch is unhappy!
Isn't that bad idea??? 
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Re: Witch is unhappy!
hahahaha i like that one
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Witch is unhappy!
I hope it's not our Witchy!
Just kidding! 
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Re: Witch is unhappy!
it probably is 
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Witch is unhappy!
Witchy,
I know you are not old, fat and ugly.

I know you are not old, fat and ugly.
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Re: Witch is unhappy!
I believe you are beautiful, sexy witch for me or not?? 
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Re: Witch is unhappy!
sexy... yes... but bella and i have already claimed her for our own... she owes us margaritas on the beach
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Really? Why would she has to owe you both margaritas?adrian wrote:sexy... yes... but bella and i have already claimed her for our own... she owes us margaritas on the beach
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Re: Witch is unhappy!
I'll bring Margaritas for everyone, that goes the the beach, well'll maybe go some place colder for ihaunt's party, maybe an Alaska cruise!!

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Witchy, I don't want to go to Alaska because I really do hate the cold weather. I do love warm, humid area like Florida... maybe Jamaica. 
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Re: Witch is unhappy!
i wouldn't mind venturing off into the wilderness of Alaska for a couple of weeks 
but you'll have to pick me up from the tropics!
but you'll have to pick me up from the tropics!
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
