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Witch is unhappy!

Post by iHaunt » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:14 pm

A witch is standing nude looking in the attic mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her boyfriend, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment".

Her boyfriend replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect". :lol:

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by witchy » Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:23 am

Booooo!!!! :wink:
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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by iHaunt » Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:31 am

Isn't that bad idea??? :?
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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by adrian » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:25 am

hahahaha i like that one
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by iHaunt » Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:42 pm

I hope it's not our Witchy! :lol: Just kidding! ;)

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by adrian » Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:36 am

it probably is :)
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by witchy » Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:39 am

Thanks, zombie boy!!! :twisted:
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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by iHaunt » Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:15 pm

Witchy,
I know you are not old, fat and ugly. ;) :lol:

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by witchy » Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:37 pm

Thank you ihaunt!! :D
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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by iHaunt » Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:44 pm

I believe you are beautiful, sexy witch for me or not?? :lol:

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by adrian » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:32 am

sexy... yes... but bella and i have already claimed her for our own... she owes us margaritas on the beach
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by iHaunt » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:23 pm

adrian wrote:sexy... yes... but bella and i have already claimed her for our own... she owes us margaritas on the beach
Really? Why would she has to owe you both margaritas? :lol:

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by witchy » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:17 pm

I'll bring Margaritas for everyone, that goes the the beach, well'll maybe go some place colder for ihaunt's party, maybe an Alaska cruise!! :roll:
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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by iHaunt » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:09 pm

Witchy, I don't want to go to Alaska because I really do hate the cold weather. I do love warm, humid area like Florida... maybe Jamaica. :)

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Re: Witch is unhappy!

Post by adrian » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:47 am

i wouldn't mind venturing off into the wilderness of Alaska for a couple of weeks :)

but you'll have to pick me up from the tropics!
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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