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Post by gummymummy » Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:16 am


why did the skelington go to the chippy :alien:


because he wanted some spare ribs

xxlolxx :cheese: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by adrian » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:18 pm

:lol:
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Post by NeverMore » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:59 pm

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What do you say when you meet a 3 headed monster?

Hello, Hello, Hello
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Post by NeverMore » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:01 am

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What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?

He was repossessed
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Post by NeverMore » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:04 am

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin
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