Werewolf Hunter

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Werewolf Hunter

Post by NeverMore » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:15 am

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One night, during a full moon, a man hears a noise on his roof.
He heads outside to see whats making it and spots a werewolf
resting up there. So he immediately looks in the yellow pages
and sure enough, there’s an ad for ‘Werewolf Hunters.’ He calls
the number, and the man says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.

The hunter arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder,
a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"First, I'll put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to
go up there and knock the werewolf off the roof with this
baseball bat. When the creature falls off, the pit bull is trained
to grab him between the legs and not let go. The werewolf will
then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What’s the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner.

"If the werewolf knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."


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Re: Werewolf Hunter

Post by Spookymufu » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:23 am

hahahahaha
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Re: Werewolf Hunter

Post by adrian » Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:54 am

LOL thats a good one
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Werewolf Hunter

Post by iHaunt » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:24 pm

Whoa! What kind of this funny werewolf joke is it??? That's funny! :lol: I really liked it! ;)

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Re: Werewolf Hunter

Post by Belladonna » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:25 pm

HAHAHAHA Great!
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."



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