The Vampires Smell Blood.

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The Vampires Smell Blood.

Post by NeverMore » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:29 pm

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A vampire came in from the night, covered in fresh blood. He laid
down in his coffin to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other vampires smelled the blood and started
hassling him about where he got it. He told then to leave him alone
and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me,"
he said as he turned into a bat and led them outside.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
of trees.

Finally he slowed and all the other vampires excitedly milled around
him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!" they all screamed in a frenzy.

"GOOD," shouted the vampire, "BECAUSE I SURE <deleted> DIDN'T!!"


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Re: The Vampires Smell Blood.

Post by Spookymufu » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:33 pm

hahahaha!
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Re: The Vampires Smell Blood.

Post by Belladonna » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:45 pm

Hehe!
I didn't asner this time, I wasn't drinking anything!
Great joke!
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."



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Re: The Vampires Smell Blood.

Post by Belladonna » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:47 pm

Hehe!
I didn't asner this time, I wasn't drinking anything!
Great joke!
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep."



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Re: The Vampires Smell Blood.

Post by adrian » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:49 pm

LMAO :lol:
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: The Vampires Smell Blood.

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:23 pm

That was rich.

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Re: The Vampires Smell Blood.

Post by Ghoul of the Graves » Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:48 am

:lol:

I've heard it before but it's still great.
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