Halloween Condoms

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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by Rising Dead Man » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:47 pm

I cannot believe it. My health teacher told us they have flavored condoms for oral <deleted>!

Gross!
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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by Haunt Master » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:52 pm

:lol:

Yeah, I got some flavored condoms!! They are strawberry, blueberry, orange, peach, raspberry, and much more!! :shock:

My girlfriend really loves some flavored condoms - but we didn't use those so much! :?

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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by Rising Dead Man » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:55 pm

Okay! I little too much information there Haunt Master!!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by Haunt Master » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:19 am

If you do love any holiday condoms, then please see http://www.ripnroll.com/Roars.htm


For me... I love "Kiss Me I'm Irish!" condom! :D

This one is my own very favorite irish condom! My girlfriend loves that one!!!


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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by Rising Dead Man » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:17 pm

More like "Hump me! I'm Irish!!" :lol: !!!!!
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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by Haunt Master » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:37 pm

Ha hahaahaha! :lol: You got good sense!! :lol:

Rising Dead Man wrote:More like "Hump me! I'm Irish!!" :lol: !!!!!

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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by Haunt Master » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:47 pm

Ohh, I forgot to tell a story about the condom long time ago when I was in high school on Halloween Day! :lol:

I brought some condoms "Lifestyle", you know, the name of the condoms... when I gave one to the middle school boy that he didn't know what it was... I told him to give this to your teacher, and it's just for a surprise and you will get A+ grade in the class! :lol: I was playing the evil trick on him!! So when the school is over, we came on the bus and I asked the boy to tell us what your teacher says... He told me his teacher got pissed off, and she kept the condom in her own desk drawer! :lol: Good thing that she didn't give him the detention hall, but a warning! :shock:

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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by shanda » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:31 pm

Halloween Condoms!!!

It gives new meaning to "Bump in the Night?"
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright,
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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by Rising Dead Man » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:13 pm

Haunt Master wrote:Ohh, I forgot to tell a story about the condom long time ago when I was in high school on Halloween Day! :lol:

I brought some condoms "Lifestyle", you know, the name of the condoms... when I gave one to the middle school boy that he didn't know what it was... I told him to give this to your teacher, and it's just for a surprise and you will get A+ grade in the class! :lol: I was playing the evil trick on him!! So when the school is over, we came on the bus and I asked the boy to tell us what your teacher says... He told me his teacher got pissed off, and she kept the condom in her own desk drawer! :lol: Good thing that she didn't give him the detention hall, but a warning! :shock:
I think I know why she kept it in her desk! (She wants to keep it!)
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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by iHaunt » Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:13 pm

I like that! And, they're funny! I like the witch to sit down on my stick! LOL

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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by adrian » Sat Aug 22, 2009 11:51 pm

so these are a must have as of............... NOW
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by NeverMore » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:04 am

Great idea! I never thought of dressing up my little guy before :-)


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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by adrian » Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:05 am

NeverMore wrote:Great idea! I never thought of dressing up my little guy before :-)

LOL it does seem like a "duh" thing at a party you know? hahahaha what better way to flash the best part of the costume hahaha
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by iHaunt » Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:29 pm

I remember long time ago, maybe 13 years ago when I had a good birthday party, and a guy who showed up with condom costume on him to cheer us up. :)

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Re: Halloween Condoms

Post by adrian » Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:49 pm

shanda wrote:Halloween Condoms!!!

It gives new meaning to "Bump in the Night?"


hahaha this is hilarious
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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