Make love in Cemetery!!!

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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Rising Dead Man » Sat Oct 25, 2008 12:26 pm

Haunt Master wrote::lol: A friend of mine told me he saw a movie the other night where a girl f**ks a guy on a grave, the headstone falls on his head and kills him, and she doesn't even notice, she just keeps on screwing! :lol:
OMG! lol What is that movie?
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Haunt Master » Sat Oct 25, 2008 2:05 pm

Have you seen Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me before? If so, I will talk to Michael Meyers about making a new movie called "Austin Powers: The Zombie Who Shagged My Graveyard". :lol: :lol:

spookshunter wrote:p.s its 5 pages now! lol
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by vampiress » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:00 pm

Nope never seen that movie before lol
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Haunt Master » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:05 pm

RDM, I really don't know the name of this movie. I am still waiting for the answer from that person...

Vampiress, me either never seen that movie! :shock:
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by vampiress » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:18 pm

There's a cemetery kinda by my house and it's not even that crowded so if someone were to do it there they probably wouldn't even have to do it over someones grave lol
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Pumpkin King » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:04 pm

Rising Dead Man wrote:
Pumpkin King wrote:I wouldn't mind if people were getting some action on my grave. Just as long as I was buried face down.
LOL!!! :lol: Your funny!!! :mrgreen:
If I was buried face up and I saw people getting action on my grave, I would be very jealous. :oops:
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Haunt Master » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:09 pm

:lol:

If I ever see them doing on the graveyard, I'll be as hot as hell! I will become so horny! :lol:
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Pumpkin King » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:17 pm

Haunt Master wrote::lol:

If I ever see them doing on the graveyard, I'll be as hot as hell! I will become so horny! :lol:
Your gonna have to rise and spread some of that zombie love. :lol:
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Haunt Master » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:33 pm

I have to rise and spread some of that zombie love??? :lol: That's good idea! 8)
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Haunt Master » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:25 pm

I missed the news late last night, but I didn't watch it because I don't usually watch news at late night because I'm online or away to work. My friend told me the police arrested a 20-year-old woman for loitering in the cemetery. The police questioned her, then arrested her. Well, my friend didn't know what happened to her next. No words from the news again..... That's strange. I wish to find out more why she was there at the cemetery late at night. :roll:
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Rising Dead Man » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:48 pm

Haunt Master wrote:I missed the news late last night, but I didn't watch it because I don't usually watch news at late night because I'm online or away to work. My friend told me the police arrested a 20-year-old woman for loitering in the cemetery. The police questioned her, then arrested her. Well, my friend didn't know what happened to her next. No words from the news again..... That's strange. I wish to find out more why she was there at the cemetery late at night. :roll:
Maybe she was rising a really hot guy to have some zombie fun with! :lol:
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Haunt Master » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:57 pm

:lol: That's funny, RDM! Yeah, I guess so she wanted to do doll up with zombies! :lol:
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by SpookShowBaby » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:45 am

Thats gross . . . all that rotted flesh falling off . . . Can you even imagine the smell? LOL
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Haunt Master » Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:15 am

:lol: I was beginning to wonder what does the corpse smell like??? :lol:

Yeah, I know it's very, very sick and it will make you vomit!!!

SpookShowBaby wrote:Thats gross . . . all that rotted flesh falling off . . . Can you even imagine the smell? LOL
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Re: Make love in Cemetery!!!

Post by Haunt Master » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:09 pm

Read here!


Couple charged with having s-e-x in Raleigh Cemetery!


www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/185612
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