Why don't witches wear panties?

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Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by humerus » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:38 pm

Why don't witches wear panties?
-to get a better grip on the broom.

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Haunt Master » Sat Oct 18, 2008 2:40 pm

:lol:

I like that idea! Thanks for sharing this joke! ;)

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Halloween_crazyy » Sat Oct 18, 2008 10:47 pm

Hee hee hee hee!
H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N !

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Haunt Master » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:09 pm

Maybe she has a vibrator on her own broom stick! :lol:

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Belladonna » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:13 pm

Now that is great! A vibrating broom stick!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by adrian » Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:23 pm

hahahahaha wild
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by iHaunt » Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:20 am

She's my elder girlfriend! :lol:

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Ghoul of the Graves » Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:01 am

Very funny :lol:
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by iHaunt » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:55 pm

What a workout... especially on those turns! :lol: ewwww....

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by witchy » Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:27 pm

OKAY how did I miss this one!!! My broom doesn't do that!! I
was gyped!!! Ha Ha Ha!! :lol:
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by adrian » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:16 pm

witchy wrote:OKAY how did I miss this one!!! My broom doesn't do that!! I
was gyped!!! Ha Ha Ha!! :lol:

oh dear god lol how did you miss this one?
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by witchy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:51 pm

I don't know!! (as the witch walks away embarrassed!!) :oops:
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by MacPhantom » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:54 pm

Wait.... You're embarrassed because you missed this, or you're embarrassed because you're emBARE-ASSED....?? :shock:

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by witchy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:56 pm

Wouldn't you like to know!! Smarty pants!!! :shock:
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by MacPhantom » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:57 pm

At least I HAVE pants......

......unless I'm wearing my kilt........ :roll:

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