Clowns are scary!

Pennywise11 · Post by **Pennywise11** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:55 am

Oh yes and please notice my avatar...the lips...taken from the cover of the Rocky Horror Picture Show cover...only Dr. Frank n Furter is not laying across them....Big fan...yep

LawP · Post by **LawP** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:29 pm

My teenaged son runs from clowns. I don't get it...never was afraid of them myself. In fact, I proudly wore an Emmitt Kelly sweatshirt in the 5th grade! I have the IT movie and have to admit THAT clown is creepy!

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:49 pm

I found this post has lots of replies, so I am putting this up to the sticky bulletin board and hopefully you will enjoy chatting about ugly clowns! :lol:

BTW, this is my second-door neighbor in this pic below! He is really funny guy, also he loves to create different types of clown masks and costumes, too!

BlackCat · Post by **BlackCat** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:20 am

Well I lke his Misfits shirt but the clown get up has got to go!

Evan · Post by **Evan** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:49 pm

I don't see why everyone is afraid of clowns. Personally, I'm terrified of centipedes.

Evan · Post by **Evan** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:50 pm

BlackCat wrote:Well I lke his Misfits shirt but the clown get up has got to go!

I agree.

darkshadow · Post by **darkshadow** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:00 pm

This thread inspired to write a little peice. I'm not too proud of it, but I'll show you all anyway!

As I sit in the seat,
A clown prepares to trample me with his cleat
Not wanting to suffer defeat I run away

These are the Clowns
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re after you and me
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got lots of publicity
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re on TV

I get in a car and begin to drive,
This could be a problem considering
IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m only five!
As I speed down the road I run over a toad,
But I then see a guy in front of me!

These are the Clowns
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re after you and me
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got lots of publicity
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re on TV

I hit the brake, seeing a life is at steak
But then I realize I should not of backed down
This is a clown!
With a fist in the windshield
And a hand around my neck
I bite a pinky
And his hand gets all inky

These are the Clowns
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re after you and me
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got lots of publicity
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re on TV

Going at full throttle
Clown starts to doddle
FlyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s out the windshield from whence it came
But suddenly I see a gargantuan flame
Elephants, running left and right what a night!

Their feet, about to trample me
Oh the calamity
But I end up driving,
Right under them
But then I see
My car just got stained with elephant pee

These are the Clowns
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re after you and me
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got lots of publicity
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re on TV

When I make it home,
I find my family
Tied up and hanging from the chimney
I call 911, oh what fun!
But then I see a Clown and heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s got a gun!

These are the Clowns
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re after you and me
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got lots of publicity
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re on TV

As I duck for cover
He begins to fire
Bullets flying, hamster frying, Clowns lying
People dieing!

These are the Clowns
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re after you and me
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got lots of publicity
TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re on TV

tantraman · Post by **tantraman** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:28 pm

it is good in my opinioon

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:26 am

This evil clown's laughing voice... Heh hee hee he... Hah hahahaha!! :evil:

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:37 pm

Must be a lot of people scared of clowns. They even have a name for t - Caulrophobia.

Not sure, but I think I heard somewhere that the purple one himself, Prince, suffers from this. There was a story about him refusing to be somewhere because of Ronald McDonald was there.

Personally, even a super-sized Ronald McDonald wouldn't scare me, yet for years a tiny spider did. Over that now though, but phobias can be a funny thing.

Heh hee hee hee.... :lol:

Pumpkin-Pie · Post by **Pumpkin-Pie** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:47 pm

Muahahahaha!

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:58 pm

Trick or Treat?? Mmmm... I would give out Big Mac and Super-sized Fries!! :lol:

Pumpkin-Pie · Post by **Pumpkin-Pie** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:03 pm

LoL!

Love your sense of humour. =)

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:19 pm

He really does "appreciates" this!! :lol:

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