A Cautionary Tale

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Re: A Cautionary Tale

Post by Rising Dead Man » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:06 pm

What do you think the stuff in the Gatorade was? I took some of it out with a fork and it was this slime like stuff.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon

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Re: A Cautionary Tale

Post by skullychick » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:57 pm

MmMmMmMmMm...Raisins.
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Re: A Cautionary Tale

Post by Rising Dead Man » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:50 pm

Raisins? Are you kidding?
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon

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Re: A Cautionary Tale

Post by Haunt Master » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:48 am

Rising Dead Man wrote:Raisins? Are you kidding?


No kidding!!! Somebody must be f**king around you!!

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Re: A Cautionary Tale

Post by cwolfe83 » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:30 pm

OMG that's so gross. One year I was going to make cookies and was mixing flour and something else (I think baking soda) with my hands in the bowl. I then looked closer and there were dead worms everywhere. OMG that was so gross. I almost made worm cookies. :shock: :shock:

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Re: A Cautionary Tale

Post by Rising Dead Man » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:37 pm

Imagine if you never noticed the worms and you bit into a cookie. It tasted too chewy and dirty. And THEN you noticed?!?!?!?
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon

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Re: A Cautionary Tale

Post by Haunt Master » Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:43 pm

cwolfe83 wrote:OMG that's so gross. One year I was going to make cookies and was mixing flour and something else (I think baking soda) with my hands in the bowl. I then looked closer and there were dead worms everywhere. OMG that was so gross. I almost made worm cookies. :shock: :shock:


Yuck!!! I've seen some maggots in the flour and it was expired 2 years ago!!! :shock: I threw it away!!!

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Re: A Cautionary Tale

Post by cwolfe83 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:41 am

Rising Dead Man wrote:Imagine if you never noticed the worms and you bit into a cookie. It tasted too chewy and dirty. And THEN you noticed?!?!?!?
That would be so gross!! I'm glad I noticed before I baked them. :lol:

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Re: A Cautionary Tale

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:31 pm

I think that you raisons were infested with maggots. Little white worms that are baby flies more or less.

I did something simular. There was a power outage, and I was hungry. I had a couple of hamburger patties in my freezer and I was worried about them getting defrosted, because I didn't know how long the power outage was going to last, so I decided to fry them up. After they were done, I was bumbling around in my cabinets with a lit candle to find the loaf of bread that I had bought that day. I pulled it out, made my sanwich, sat down with a portable radio to get the latest news and took a bite. The taste of that bread was so horible I nearly barfed all over my livingroom floor. I put the plate down on the cofee table, and held the candle close to it, but I really couldn't see too much, so I went to my car and got the lantern out of my trunk, came back, and turned it on. at first I saw nothing. I then examined each slice of bread, and inside the sanwhich, there were a few moldy spots .

It was then I headed to the bathroom and "vomitsville." And I didn't even swallow.

Mike

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