Make love in Cemetery!!!

[Haunt Master]

Hey everybody!!!

I found out about this post from adult dating service online just today!! I really can't believe it!!! Imagine that????


This crazy female posted a message just like this below:


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Make Love in Cemetery - 31-year-old female has been looking around the area and found a really cool old cemetery with several concrete slabs above ground. Looking for a hot guy who wants to make love on the slab tonite while the moon is out. She has special salts to sprinkle around the area for protection, as well as incense, sage, and a quail feather to keep dark spirits from engaging us. Race is no issue. Just be horny and ready to get down tonite.


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What do you think of her??? Is she nuts?? Maybe she is Gothic??? What kind of she is looking for??? Does she into some kind of horror thing?? I'm very much curious about it!!

[Rising Dead Man]

She is out of her tree! Sick pig. How would you like it if people were humping on your grave? I bet they will get arrested.

[Haunt Master]

I know that she must be crazy!!! I really don't know what kind of person she is!!

Yes, they will get arrested for making love in public because it's illegal!! Well, I've seen like this in the horror movie where a lady made love with all zombies at the graveyard! I forgot the name of the movie, and it was supposed to be from Masters of Horror! I believe this film called "Haeckel's Tale".

[Pumpkin King]

I once made out with my highschool girlfriend/sweethart who is now my wife, in a cemetery once. I don't know what we were thinking.

[Haunt Master]

Strange.... Is that real??? I heard some people love to make love and hump on the grave stone!!! WTF???

[Rising Dead Man]

If two people were making love on my grave I would come out of my grave and chase them away screaming my head off!

[Rising Dead Man]

If you are going to do each other do it at home!!!

[Haunt Master]

Even thru, if they do that on my grave, I would sneak around and drag their bodies under the ground!

[Rising Dead Man]

I would crawl out of the ground and when they see me and scream I would chase them and yell "If you are going to do each other do it at home!".

[Haunt Master]

If you liked "Return of the Living Dead", then you will like "Masters of Horror: Haeckel's Tale!"

[Haunt Master]

Ok, here's the news I found from Google...


Couple Accused of <deleted> in Cemetery

See www.newsobserver.com/news/story/715102,html


For the state of law in VA - If convicted, you will seek 30- day jail sentence and/or $2,000 Fine! Probation will be issued if necessary on depends what kind of situation you are activiting...

[jadewik]

I've snogged in a cemetery, but not on a marked grave.

If you think about it, there's no place as quiet and secluded. It's a good place to go when you need to think or have quiet-time.

Though, it's a bit much to "get it on" in a cemetery. Unless, of course, you live there (as in you're a groundskeeper or what-not).

[Andybev01]

I used to make out in a cemetary when I was in college partly because it was a thrill, partly because it was private...and NOT on anyone's grave, thank you.

[Haunt Master]

How can I forget about one thing here?!? I'm sorry I didn't mention about this one here, and it was likely in the movie called "Demon Hunter". You should rent and see it yourself! It's a good movie where the Devil unleashes the power and control the prosititutes in Los Angeles everywhere in the cemetery, behind the alley, in the old church, etc. The Fallen Angel who is out there saving all women from the evil man named Satan, I believe so... I should have to watch it again myself. And, the music was played by the band called "AC/DC".

[Halloween_Girl]

WTH???That's the wierdest thing I've EVER heard! ON SOMEONES GRAVESTONE AT THAT! EW!