Complete this sentence, for instance...
You spend hour on your lawn, but your grass looks horrible!
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Haunt Master
Home Haunters Humor
You might be a home haunter if...
Complete this sentence, for instance...
You spend hour on your lawn, but your grass looks horrible!
Complete this sentence, for instance...
You spend hour on your lawn, but your grass looks horrible!
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Rising Dead Man
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Re: Home Haunters Humor
Guests faint when they step inside your house.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Haunt Master
Re: Home Haunters Humor
When you visit my home, you cell phone has the theme song to Halloween all year long!
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Rising Dead Man
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Re: Home Haunters Humor
You have no wallpaper in your home. Only scene setters. You yard has no garden. Just a Halloween graveyard.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Haunt Master
Re: Home Haunters Humor
Ok, if you go to Home Depot and buy something to improve the haunted house of mine... it won't work either... What are you going to do? Maybe add toilet papers on the wall??
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Rising Dead Man
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Re: Home Haunters Humor
People avoid your house all year because it is too scary.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Haunt Master
Re: Home Haunters Humor
The ghost is playing my old piano up the stairs, and you will hear the eerie sounds in the hallway.
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Rising Dead Man
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Re: Home Haunters Humor
All the paintings on your walls are those spooky changing pictures.
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Haunt Master
Re: Home Haunters Humor
For many years, I am so lazy, and have never hired the maiden to clean around my haunted house, so I left all the spider webs, cob webs, and dust everywhere!