Witch's Boyfriend

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:25 am

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroomand watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and she reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Witch's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend".

The minister fainted.

One Eye'd Jack · Post by **One Eye'd Jack** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:03 am

Hmmm....
Do I say something?
or do i ignore this one?

Do I say something?
or do i ignore this one?

Do I say something?
or do i ignore this one?

Do I say something?
or do i ignore this one?............

SpookieLil.Katriona · Post by **SpookieLil.Katriona** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:18 am

Umm OK did I somehow miss the punchline on this or am I just tired b/c this did not make sense...

magickbean · Post by **magickbean** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:17 am

You're not the only one, Katriona.. I think I missed something too

hauntmaster · Post by **hauntmaster** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:01 pm

OK, everybody!

I'm very sorry that I didn't finish type in the entire story because I had company here at my cousin's house in SC. So I had to stop and save it, anyway, I've done typing in everything. Scroll up and re-read my post.

Halloween_Girl · Post by **Halloween_Girl** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:53 pm

:lol: THAT was funny!

SpookieLil.Katriona · Post by **SpookieLil.Katriona** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:21 am

OK mildly amusing I guess but still missing why the subject line is Witch's boyfriend not Grandma's boyfriend....