Halloween Trick or Treat Jokes

[Halloween Witch_2016]

Halloween Trick or Treat Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.

Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!

What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"

What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!

Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.

What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!

What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"

Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.

What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!

What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!

What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.

What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie.

[MacPhantom]

How can you tell a vampire is sick?

[witchy]

He can't stop Coffin, lol!

[Pumpkin_Head]

What would call the playful ghost of a decessed turkey or chicken? A POULTRY-giest.....NARF NARF.....

Mike