Did you ever have that dream where all your teeth in your mouth are crumbling and falling out, and then you wake up all relieved that it was only a nightmare, but then you're eating a chicken wing and you chip a tooth on it, not a huge chip, just a little rough spot really, but still... chipped on a chicken wing?!?
Did you ever lean over your daughter's shoulder to see what she's drawing, and she holds up a picture of a guy with a sad frowny face and red crayon marks all over him, and she says "That's you Daddy, and you're sad because you got hurt at work by a bus", and you don't even work with or near or tangentially related to buses?!?
You know that feeling you get when you're really tired from a day of work, and you pull back the blanket on your bed, and there is a nasty black spider on the sheet as big as a quarter, and when the light hits it it runs under your pillow, and even though you tear your bed apart and flip the mattress up against the wall, you can't find it, and you know at some point you are going to have to lie down somewhere and try to sleep, but as soon as you do you know you are gonna feel those legs on your cheek?
Have you ever been married to a charming, beautiful, brilliant, kind, and alluring woman who from time to time reminds you of her family history, which includes two poisonings and a guy who mysteriously died when he just so happened to fall down some steps, and his wife had nothing to do with it she assures you with a cute little wink... or is that a devious narrowing of the eyes..??….and did you leave a pile of socks on the bed and forget to put them away in the sock drawer before you went to bed..??? and why was the fresh bottle of water on your night table already open, and did it taste funny???!??!?!???
