Hahahaha...Mooooove over Santa....

[MauEvig]

That's right get back in your sleigh and wait your turn! lol



My cousin shared this with me and I thought it was hysterical. I do get tired of the Halloween stuff being pushed out in favor of the Christmas stuff.

Don't get me wrong, I love Christmas, but I get tired of the commercialism. (And jokingly I keep saying I aught to just switch to Hannukah. lol)
I've seen a similar joke with a turkey pointing to Santa and telling him to wait his turn. lol.

[johnsoneliza52]

lol...its soooooo true!

[Andybev01]

Omg, I caught myself channel surfing and stopping on a shopping network selling Christmas stuff.

[NeverMore]

I'm serious Spooky, confiscate Andy's Halloween card, he's a disgrace to the holiday!

[Spookymufu]

*face palm* Andy Andy Andy...........you're not helping your self any........you know we have a committee to vote on banishment's right?

[Andybev01]

...and I'm the Chairman.

Watch your p's and q's or it's the IHaunt route for you two hoodlums.

[MauEvig]

There's nothing wrong with liking Christmas guys.

I just think it's become over done...and over commercialized.

Plus I just want to enjoy Halloween when it gets here.

[NeverMore]

What are p's and q's anyway? How can I watch em if I don't know what they are?

I hate the that holiday. Wanna know why?

"Because the worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."

So morbid! Perfect for Halloween. First one to name the movie gets an attaboy, or an attagirl.

[MauEvig]

Oh I know this one! It was from Gremlins right?

[jerrylcowan]

Very Funny, but Christmas in December!

[Murfreesboro]

I knew I'd heard it before, but I couldn't think of where.