Offtopic: Funniest Joke!
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:35 pm
timeoff, people! funny joke here 
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Girls vs boys.
Girls' English.
1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
Guy's English.
1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have <deleted> with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have <deleted> with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have <deleted> with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have <deleted> with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess <deleted> tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have <deleted>?
13.I love you. = Let's have <deleted> right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have <deleted> now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have <deleted> with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have <deleted> with other guys.
you like it?
)) Girls vs boys.
Girls' English.
1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
Guy's English.
1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have <deleted> with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have <deleted> with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have <deleted> with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have <deleted> with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess <deleted> tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have <deleted>?
13.I love you. = Let's have <deleted> right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have <deleted> now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have <deleted> with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have <deleted> with other guys.
you like it?
