Thieves steal pumpkins!

[Pumpkin_Man]

I can definately concur with everyone else here. Bullies are among the lowest form of vermin. I had dealings with them myself all through my childhood and adelesence. I got even with one rich little jerk who use to get his "jollies" with his dad's Cadliack. I was about 11 at the time this happened. My buddies and I use to build snow men. It was early December, and it had just snowed. We all decided to buile a snow man, were about halfway done with it when we heard this kid cruising down the road in this new Cadilack that his father had bought earlier. The kid was only allowed to use the car with permission, but he often would sneak.

Anyway we would build a snow man, this kid would cream it with the car every time. and laugh hystericaly about it. Some of his buddies who rode with hom also thought it was funny. I got a little tired of it, and being the little trouble-maker that I could be from time to time, I got this "fabulous" idea. I suggest it to my buddies who were equaly sick of this bully on wheels runing their gun, and they went for it like a moth goes for a flame. We built a snow man over a fire hydrant, and DARED this idiot to run it over, and he went for it. He sped up and aimed the car right at our creation. He must have been doing 50 or 60 mph in a 25 mile per hour zone. He hit the snowman, and the fire plug underneath it, completely destroyed the car. Caved in the front bumper, tor out the oil pan, the transmission, bent the drive shaft and actualy punctured the bottom of the car. The hydrant dislodged from it's mounting, and water spewed up like a gieser.

When the police got there, they could not control their laughter.

Mike

[Rising Dead Man]

This is awesome! That spoiled F***tard deserved it! Did he ever get revenge?

[Haunt Master]

I like your idea, PM! I will do the same thing just you and your buddies did it!

Long time ago, all of us good school kids - we always really disliked one big bully! One day when we went to the gym and the PE teacher was not there because he's bit lately from the lunch, so he was in a few minutes later. But before the PE teacher returned to the gym, we stabbed all basketball (balls) - all flatted! When he came in seeing all balls flat, he was out of control! He shouted at us, "Who did it??? I don't play f**king games!!!" We whisperly lowed saying, "Bob did it." The PE teacher got angry and grabbed the bully's shirt which was already torn apart! He took the bully to the principal's office, then he got 5-day suspension. The PE teacher returned to the gym after leaving the principal's office. He began looking at all basketballs, saying "Why would he have done like that??" We replied to him, "IT'S HALLOWEEN! THAT"S WHY!!!"

[Pumpkin_Man]

No, he never got us back for that one. He promised he would, but some how he never got around to it. I think his father may have had a hand in it. From what we heard, he was allwyas getting in troble at school and there were constant complaints from younger kids parents about the bullying. We never saw him driving a car after that.

That was great about the basket balls. I know that not all school athletes are not bullies or trouble makers, but I remember one guy who use to be the "water boy" for the football team. He got tired of being picked on by them, so he latec the water with a laxitive during a very important game.

Mike

[Haunt Master]

Did the water boy make all football players s**tting their pants?? I think it was really funny!

[Haunt Master]

Ohh, one thing I forgot to add something here.... Long, long time ago there were some bullies who love to steal and damage all the pumpkins! One of the bullies we know where he used to live nearby the park. One night, we decided to take our JOLS pouring with some fake blood all over them, plus I took an old rusty machette and stabbed through its JOL head with a note saying: Halloween is Over! So, here is your f**king Slash Pumpkin! And, don't bother coming around and stealing pumpkins from the friendly haunters, or else we'll come and get you next year on the same night on Halloween!


Guess what??? He doesn't live there anymore, they moved away! I guess we made them scary and they refused staying in the same house again!

[Halloween_crazyy]

There were some bullies in my old neighborhood who used to smash peoples pumpkins on the sides of their houses. There was one little girl who had carved her first pumpkin, and was really proud of it, and they smashed it! She saw them do it and cried and they just laughed. I got really mad at them and threw a Halloween squash at them and it hit one in the head and the other it the stomach. That'll teach them!

[Pumpkin_Man]

Haunt Master, I think a couple of them actualy did s*** in their pants, but they all had to go to the bathroom so bad that they ended up losing the game.

HalloweenCrazy, I would have PAID to see you pelting those bafoons with squashes. That must have been a real hoot.

Mike

[Haunt Master]

That's funny!

I read about TOTing rules and hours in the newspaper just today. And, they will have police to secure all the areas in Norfolk and Virginia Beach as well to keep eye on some thieves, pranksters, violators, etc. That's good to hear about that because not so many police around here between 2000 - 2003. But late in 2004, pretty few police around here until last year, we got more police!

BUT - I still do feel there are some pranksters and vandalisms out there this year because all they do is sneak around and cause some troubles, then runaway to home. That's why I have to keep eye on my yard haunt displays. I got a hanging skeleton on the tree last year, I think... somebody stole it! And also, one of the dead man props almost took away! But they didn't take the body anyway! The body laid right there the curb of the street by my next door neighbor! I got mad and picked up the body prop to put it back in the barn. Thanks God, they didn't take the body! And, my next door neighbor told me sombody threw eggs on the right side of her house so I went over there and took a good look at her house - it was pretty awful! Too many egg yolks! She had to wash them off the house! I believe some old kids did like that when some people go to bed at night, so they think it's time to have fun at night!

[Pumpkin_Man]

The best way to punish a Halloween prankster IMHO is to make that person wash off all the egg, shaving cream and everything else he throws or sprays around. It should be supervised by a police officer, and it should be done on his day off from school.

An after Halloween free car wash for everyone who had their cars egged or creamed would be another way to teach these pranksters a lesson. If you get caught spraying shaving cream ot throwing eggs at a car, you get to work all day saturday and all day sunday after Halloween washing cars for free.

Mike

[Haunt Master]

Same thing to me, I caught 2 boys about 15 and 16 year olds egged someone's house, I ran toward them and they were scared. I knocked the house where the old man came outside to talk to me, and I showed him his house was egged by those kids. He got mad and told them to clean up, wash it off, or else the police will come here. They did clean it up! The old man replied to them not come back here again, ever! I mean it! They agreed and never bothered again. The old man gave me many thanks, plus a FREE dinner invitation.

[Rising Dead Man]

There were some bullies in my old neighborhood who used to smash peoples pumpkins on the sides of their houses. There was one little girl who had carved her first pumpkin, and was really proud of it, and they smashed it! She saw them do it and cried and they just laughed. I got really mad at them and threw a Halloween squash at them and it hit one in the head and the other it the stomach. That'll teach them!

Thats awful! I can not believe those sick pigs would do that!! I am glad you threw the squashes at them! Those kids are terrible!

[Halloween_crazyy]

Yeah, it was pretty horrible. The worst part was seeing the little girl's face when she saw them smash her pumpkin. It broke my heart!

[Rising Dead Man]

Lets get out the barbed wire and see their faces then!!!!!

[Haunt Master]

You're funny, RDM, for posting this barbed wire!