Lord Zargon wishes everyone a head-chopping Halloween season
September 29, 2006
Dear Conjurors of Carnage:
Shriek with malicious glee, my darlings, as a new season of depravity now descends upon us. Lift up your cackling voices as one, as we raise the dead and bury the living!
Yours in blood,
Zargon
EvilLordZargon@msn.com
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RexBHamilton
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uncletor
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glad to see the Lord is in fine trim and form..no sense staying in a cranky mood for the holiday..
as for the carnage, well, you know..I'll get around to it when I lower my dietary fat and raise my dietary fibre..people are so judgemental about carnage and blood nowadays..plays heck with the land resale prices..you get upset neighbours, and the cops are ALWAYS so nosy and we haven't even gotten INTO the depravity angle....and the rates, it's great when you're LORD ZARGON you have bucks, but man, the LABOR costs alone will put you in the poor house..it's like you can get them good, or you can get them depraved, but never both, you know what I mean??? And it's HARD in this cynical "don't give a darn" age to find the decent workmanship to actually RAISE the dead and BURY the living..they always fuss, and then someone HITS them with a shovel, and then THEY'RE dead, and you might as well have saved the labor rates in the first place and just left them above the ground to begin with. But hey, Zargon, have a Happy Halloween..and check out the local drugstore..they're running a special on the Halloween size Tostitos..you can't beat that...
as for the carnage, well, you know..I'll get around to it when I lower my dietary fat and raise my dietary fibre..people are so judgemental about carnage and blood nowadays..plays heck with the land resale prices..you get upset neighbours, and the cops are ALWAYS so nosy and we haven't even gotten INTO the depravity angle....and the rates, it's great when you're LORD ZARGON you have bucks, but man, the LABOR costs alone will put you in the poor house..it's like you can get them good, or you can get them depraved, but never both, you know what I mean??? And it's HARD in this cynical "don't give a darn" age to find the decent workmanship to actually RAISE the dead and BURY the living..they always fuss, and then someone HITS them with a shovel, and then THEY'RE dead, and you might as well have saved the labor rates in the first place and just left them above the ground to begin with. But hey, Zargon, have a Happy Halloween..and check out the local drugstore..they're running a special on the Halloween size Tostitos..you can't beat that...
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