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- Rising Dead Man
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Re: Halloween Condoms
I cannot believe it. My health teacher told us they have flavored condoms for oral <deleted>!
Gross!
Gross!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
Re: Halloween Condoms
Yeah, I got some flavored condoms!! They are strawberry, blueberry, orange, peach, raspberry, and much more!!
My girlfriend really loves some flavored condoms - but we didn't use those so much!
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Re: Halloween Condoms
Okay! I little too much information there Haunt Master!!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
Re: Halloween Condoms
If you do love any holiday condoms, then please see http://www.ripnroll.com/Roars.htm
For me... I love "Kiss Me I'm Irish!" condom!
This one is my own very favorite irish condom! My girlfriend loves that one!!!
For me... I love "Kiss Me I'm Irish!" condom!
This one is my own very favorite irish condom! My girlfriend loves that one!!!
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Re: Halloween Condoms
More like "Hump me! I'm Irish!!" !!!!!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
Re: Halloween Condoms
Ha hahaahaha! You got good sense!!
Rising Dead Man wrote:More like "Hump me! I'm Irish!!" !!!!!
Re: Halloween Condoms
Ohh, I forgot to tell a story about the condom long time ago when I was in high school on Halloween Day!
I brought some condoms "Lifestyle", you know, the name of the condoms... when I gave one to the middle school boy that he didn't know what it was... I told him to give this to your teacher, and it's just for a surprise and you will get A+ grade in the class! I was playing the evil trick on him!! So when the school is over, we came on the bus and I asked the boy to tell us what your teacher says... He told me his teacher got pissed off, and she kept the condom in her own desk drawer! Good thing that she didn't give him the detention hall, but a warning!
I brought some condoms "Lifestyle", you know, the name of the condoms... when I gave one to the middle school boy that he didn't know what it was... I told him to give this to your teacher, and it's just for a surprise and you will get A+ grade in the class! I was playing the evil trick on him!! So when the school is over, we came on the bus and I asked the boy to tell us what your teacher says... He told me his teacher got pissed off, and she kept the condom in her own desk drawer! Good thing that she didn't give him the detention hall, but a warning!
Re: Halloween Condoms
Halloween Condoms!!!
It gives new meaning to "Bump in the Night?"
It gives new meaning to "Bump in the Night?"
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright,
Oggie Boogie
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright,
Oggie Boogie
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Re: Halloween Condoms
I think I know why she kept it in her desk! (She wants to keep it!)Haunt Master wrote:Ohh, I forgot to tell a story about the condom long time ago when I was in high school on Halloween Day!
I brought some condoms "Lifestyle", you know, the name of the condoms... when I gave one to the middle school boy that he didn't know what it was... I told him to give this to your teacher, and it's just for a surprise and you will get A+ grade in the class! I was playing the evil trick on him!! So when the school is over, we came on the bus and I asked the boy to tell us what your teacher says... He told me his teacher got pissed off, and she kept the condom in her own desk drawer! Good thing that she didn't give him the detention hall, but a warning!
Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
~Nicholas Gordon
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Re: Halloween Condoms
I like that! And, they're funny! I like the witch to sit down on my stick! LOL
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Re: Halloween Condoms
so these are a must have as of............... NOW
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Halloween Condoms
Great idea! I never thought of dressing up my little guy before :-)
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Re: Halloween Condoms
NeverMore wrote:Great idea! I never thought of dressing up my little guy before
LOL it does seem like a "duh" thing at a party you know? hahahaha what better way to flash the best part of the costume hahaha
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
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Re: Halloween Condoms
I remember long time ago, maybe 13 years ago when I had a good birthday party, and a guy who showed up with condom costume on him to cheer us up.
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Re: Halloween Condoms
shanda wrote:Halloween Condoms!!!
It gives new meaning to "Bump in the Night?"
hahaha this is hilarious
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!