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What are some of your favorite movie quotes? Scenes?

One of my favorite quotes is from Love at First Bite.

"Children of Night...Shut up!!"

" There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that <deleted> for years. And if you heard it, that meant your <deleted>. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded <deleted> to say to a <deleted> 'fore I popped a cap in his <deleted>. But I saw some <deleted> this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous <deleted> in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that <deleted> ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd. "

Pulp Fiction....classic...great scene.

Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

[after Clouseau accidentally reduces a piano to a pile of splinters]
Mrs. Leverlilly: You've ruined that piano!
Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
Mrs. Leverlilly: But that's a priceless Steinway!
Clouseau: Not anymore!

"Sister, thou are not being honest with thyself." - Hocus Pocus

Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who have understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.

Ghostbusters--

"I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!"

Old School--

Frank: [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

Frank: [Crying] You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.

Frank: [after funneling a beer] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

See signature.

I too have pondered that, but thought it was a 'to-do' list and didn't want to interfere.

Ha! I shall Google and see what I come up with. In the meantime...

"Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace." - Sir Simon de Canterville, as spoken by Sir John Gielgud in The Canterville Ghost.

Also, I really love it when he says "Jeffery!", and smacks the parrot with his quill - it always makes me laugh

He's a real gem, that man.

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that." HAL 9000

"I'm a mog...half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend"

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see if you know how to use it"

"What have we got in this thing a Quisinart?"

"Smoke em if you got em"

"Beware the moon, lads."