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Well, I know some cemeteries that it wouldn't work in. The ground has too much rock in ity. Now they better hurry up and patent a giany screw driver!

(Yeah, because you know the gravediggers would prefer that to the bulldozers they use now!) And also, if they mean like "<deleted> in coffin??"

I would rather not be buried at all.

THat doesn't have to be dead necessaeily....

Gigity, you know mean???

I'm surprised no one else's mind went into the gutter righ off. "twisted:

I'm all about cremation. Although, you know, when I'm gone, I'm really not gonna care, so whatever is easiest and cheapest for my family. Spin me into the ground, burn me up, use me for a piñata; whatever works.

Well okay then!

Time to dust off my catapult.