Is this funny?

[Rising Dead Man]

Maybe if you were bisexual you might want to.

[Haunt Master]

Ha ha! If I am Bi - then I would still say NO!

Honestly, I am not gay or bi myself - but I got kissed by some she-males! After they kissed me, I wiped my face and mouth off!

[Rising Dead Man]

I am not gay or bi either.

[Haunt Master]

Good to hear that you're not gay!

[Rising Dead Man]

You don't like gays?

[Haunt Master]

Well, I have nothing to do against gays and lesbians... I can be friends with both of them, unless no touching or kissing! Shake hands are OK! It's cool to social and talk with gay people! One thing from me, I really don't want to have any contacts with them, you know what I mean? I mean NO <deleted>!

You don't like gays?

[Haunt Master]

Scroll down and see yourself if you're not too scary to meet a zombie girl!

I'd like to meet her some of the nights at her cemetery nearest me!

[Rising Dead Man]

I do not want to meet any zombies!

Oh no! The are coming!

[Haunt Master]

We got to run away from them, and sorry I had to leave that zombie female!

[Rising Dead Man]

Hey! I found a real hot zombie chick!

She's asking for my hand in marriage!

[Haunt Master]

Wow! Where did you find this beautiful hottie zombie???

When she's done with you, then let her have me!

[Rising Dead Man]

OK! What part do you want her to start with?

[Haunt Master]

What part do I want her to start with me? Well, maybe my shoulder? Or, my neck?

[Haunt Master]

RDM,

I'm not so sure if this is your best buddy coming out of the ground???

[Rising Dead Man]

Oh yeah! I knew him! His name was Rott N. Corps. I stabbed him in the back last week.