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Re: Your job?

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Tue May 22, 2012 5:23 pm

You have to be very careful not to abuse those energy drinks because they can also be bad for your heart. And Chang is quite right. Those drinks will give you the cafeen jitters, as it did when I went to pick up my Harley from the dealership the day I bought it.

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Re: Your job?

Post by Li H'Sen Chang » Sat May 26, 2012 5:54 pm

A person at my work office obtained a box of the 5 hour energy that a guy gave as sample but I told her no way was I going to take one of those 5 hour energy because I never want to feel un natural like that.
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Re: Your job?

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:29 pm

I don't blame you, Chang, all though I do consume a lot of cafine during the day time. I've been having problems sleeping because of it, so I am cutting it back to 2 or 3 cafinated beverages per day.

I only use those energy drinks when I am seriously fatigued.

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Re: Your job?

Post by VanHelsingStandIn » Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:39 pm

Piano player at a bordello.

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Re: Your job?

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:18 am

No, actualy, I think people who frequent bordellos are more in need of ORGAN PLAYERS! (narf narf)

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Re: Your job?

Post by NeverMore » Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:14 am


Excellent Mike! Naughty, but excellent.



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Re: Your job?

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:52 am

I couldn't resist that one, NeverMore. Here's another one.

What can be better then roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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Re: Your job?

Post by NeverMore » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:59 am


Ahh... that one's old. Almost as old as... NAH! I'm not gonna say it! I don't want to get turned into a toad, with warts.



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Re: Your job?

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:23 am

Yes, that is a very old joke. I heard it in 1981, from a girl cousen of mine who was only about 11 years old at the time. She didn't actualy "get it," and I dared not explain it to her.

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Re: Your job?

Post by Li H'Sen Chang » Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:29 pm

VanHelsingStandIn wrote:Piano player at a bordello.
You must live in Las Vegas I was just there last week and have to return on November 2. :@:
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Re: Your job?

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:33 pm

I think VanHelsing is from Georga, and I'm from Illinois.

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Re: Your job?

Post by NeverMore » Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:55 pm


Hmmm.... I'm currently listening to the song 'Devil Went Down to Georgia', you mention that Vanhelsing is from Georgia. Coincidence? I don't believe in coincidences.



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Re: Your job?

Post by witchy » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:21 pm

He could be stalking you NeverMore!!! :lol: :wink:
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Post by NeverMore » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:25 pm


He already gave me a speeding ticket and told me to stay out of Atlanta. Big meanie.



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Re: Your job?

Post by witchy » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:36 pm

I'm sure you deserved it, little Mr. Antagonizer!! :lol: :roll:
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