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I'm gonna pull an iHaunt and post a new game. It's pretty simple, you try to get control of the hill by any means necessary. You can buy your way in or kill the poster above you to take the hill.
For example:

P1. Bought hill for 17.50.

P2. shoves P1 off hill. now his hill.

P3. uses sniper to pick off P2. now his hill.

and so forth.
So yeah.


Castle bought the hill by selling his old pokemon cards.

Andy takes the hill by sending Castle a keg of poisoned beer for his initial hill-taking celebration.

It's good to be the king!

Being from the South, I persuade the locals not to eat me but to have a witchdoctor return me to normal with miniguns on my shoulders. Witchy ran away at the sight of the shoulder cannons.

Basking in his inflated sense of accomplishment at having driven Witchy away, Castle did not see the California mountain lion soundlessly creep up behind him.

He did notice however, when the lion bit off the back of his skull and began snaking away.

Andy stood with his arms crossed over his chest, happy to have been able to bring his pet mointain lion out from his house powered entirely by the sun. He didn't, however, see the East Texas alligator slowly creeping up behind him. He was halved once the beast started its death roll.
Castle lay dead atop the hill, still claiming his territory.

spooky walks up the hill, kicks castles corpse off and stands with cape and crossed arms in quiet dignity

Spooky's cape flapped majestically in the wind as he surveyed his new kingdom.

Sadly all the flapping was happening just to the east of the new HVAC intake and suddenly the wind shifted west.

Zombie Castle squeezed the trigger of a 50 cal. sniper rifle, blowing off Andy's head and shoulders.
He lurched awkwardly up the hill to feed on the beheaded corpse, and also claim his prize.

after fighting with the HVAC intake fan, Spooky valiantly subdued the motor and stopped the blades from cutting him to ribbons. He then took the fan blade off the motor and walked up the hill. As he approached Castles feeding corpse, Spooky threw the blade like a Chinese throwing star chopping castles head off. He then once again kicked the corpse off the hill, buried the head, and stood atop the hill looking quite handsome and sexy......with his hands on his hips in a very super-hero like stance.

Andy surveyed the scene; Spooky was apparently on a Bender, prancing around idiotically on the hilltop and singing something about going to Whitecastle.

It was simple enough to walk up behind him and push him into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

Castle threw a small rock at Andy's temple. His unconscious body rolled down the hill while Castle stood pelvic thrusting at its peak.

From the gorge below a voice could be heard to say "It's just a jump to the left!"

From all of the midnight showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show that Castle had attended he automatically jump to said left and careened head-first into a pond, striking his head on a rock and died.

Andy clawed his way back to the top of the hill, greedily surveying his well won kingdom.

MacPhantom hired a fleet of bulldozers to level the hill. When everything was nice and flat (with Andy and Castle buried beneath), MacPhantom set a cinder block on the spot, and with nearly no exertion at all, stepped up onto it. Then he ate a kosher dill pickle, and washed it down with some diet ginger ale. He was thinking about ducks during the entire ordeal.

Ironically the current state of climate change created an epic sink-hole beneath that 'collective' cider block, sending Mac hurtling downward, and leaving bare the pinnacle for the next King of the hill.