Fun game - "Ban" the poster above you

[Spookymufu]

dear sir,
I hope this post finds you well, I have not heard from you in ages, I hope all is well on your end. I have read your latest correspondence and have determined that you have tried to perpetrate a faint maneuver and dodge the responsibility you have of remaining banned, so sir, I shall forcibly ban you once again for your insane ramblings and use of the "i" word once again dear sir.

[Castle]

You are banned, for no fetish of mine is hidden. Any and all fetishes that may be are in the open for all to see, which is probably why I have so many restraining orders against me.


Edit: That rhymed.

[Andybev01]

You're banned for bad pirate talk.

[Castle]

You are banned for reading this... "Good Eye Might" ....and suddenly being Australian.

[Andybev01]

You're banned for being the Crocodile Dundee fan club president and pretty much the entire club.

[Spookymufu]

you are banned for asking him to send you a membership card

[Andybev01]

You're banned for eluding the cops.

[Castle]

You are banned for liking men in uniform.

[Andybev01]

You're banned for dancing in polka contests.

[Spookymufu]

you're banned for being his partner

[Andybev01]

You're banned for being jealous.

[Spookymufu]

you're banned for thinking you're "all that"

[Andybev01]

You're banned for going blind, by forgetting to wear your sunglasses in my brilliant presence.

[Castle]

You are banned for not tuning down the brightness on your sparkly avatar.

[Spookymufu]

you're banned for wearing ballet shoes when fishing