Halloween Discussion Forums, Costumes, Horror!

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How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!

What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

Why do Jack O' Lanterns have such silly looks on their faces?
You would too if you just had all your brains scooped out!

Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
It fell off the wagon!

Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts!

What's black, white, orange and waddles?
A penquin holding a pumpkin.
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Hey Nevermore! Thanks for posting the pumpkin jokes here! I really do like that idea!

666 pumpkins escaped from been carved up last Halloween. Due to 3.14 percent of knives couldn't cut jack!

3.14 percent of the 666 pumpkins chosen for the White House Halloween party had to be turn into pumpkin pie because some jack couldn't square up the eyes and mouth right.

One amazing fact about a Jack-o-lantern pumpkins, is that there were 666 seeds in each one of them before before being removed.