Seven Shots of Blood
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:43 pm
Dracula walks into a bar and orders 7 shots of blood.
Bartender says, "Are you celebrating something?"
Dracula says, "Yes, my wife ran away with her best girlfriend".
Bartender says, "That doesn't sound like something to celebrate".
Dracula says, "Oh, sure, it saves me a ton of money, they were both pregnant!"

Bartender says, "Are you celebrating something?"
Dracula says, "Yes, my wife ran away with her best girlfriend".
Bartender says, "That doesn't sound like something to celebrate".
Dracula says, "Oh, sure, it saves me a ton of money, they were both pregnant!"

