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Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:14 pm
by iHaunt
A witch is standing nude looking in the attic mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her boyfriend, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment".
Her boyfriend replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:23 am
by witchy
Booooo!!!! 
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:31 am
by iHaunt
Isn't that bad idea???
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:25 am
by adrian
hahahaha i like that one
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:42 pm
by iHaunt
I hope it's not our Witchy!
Just kidding!
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:36 am
by adrian
it probably is
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:39 am
by witchy
Thanks, zombie boy!!! 
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:15 pm
by iHaunt
Witchy,
I know you are not old, fat and ugly.
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:37 pm
by witchy
Thank you ihaunt!! 
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:44 pm
by iHaunt
I believe you are beautiful, sexy witch for me or not??
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:32 am
by adrian
sexy... yes... but bella and i have already claimed her for our own... she owes us margaritas on the beach
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:23 pm
by iHaunt
adrian wrote:sexy... yes... but bella and i have already claimed her for our own... she owes us margaritas on the beach
Really? Why would she has to owe you both margaritas?
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:17 pm
by witchy
I'll bring Margaritas for everyone, that goes the the beach, well'll maybe go some place colder for ihaunt's party, maybe an Alaska cruise!! 
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:09 pm
by iHaunt
Witchy, I don't want to go to Alaska because I really do hate the cold weather. I do love warm, humid area like Florida... maybe Jamaica.
Re: Witch is unhappy!
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:47 am
by adrian
i wouldn't mind venturing off into the wilderness of Alaska for a couple of weeks
but you'll have to pick me up from the tropics!