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After a full night of Trick-or-Treating, Little Johnny was sitting on a
park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,
you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you
acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own <deleted> business."
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NeverMore
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iHaunt
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Re: Candy Warning
Sorry that I didn't get it? What's going on?
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adrian
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Re: Candy Warning
HAHAHAHAHAHA i get it lol
Last night 'twas witching Hallowe'en
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!
Dearest; an apple russet- brown
I pared, and thrice above my crown
Whirled the long skin; they watched in keen;
I flung it far; they laughed and cried me shame
Dearest, there lay the letter of your name!