The Vampires Smell Blood.
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:29 pm
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A vampire came in from the night, covered in fresh blood. He laid
down in his coffin to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other vampires smelled the blood and started
hassling him about where he got it. He told then to leave him alone
and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me,"
he said as he turned into a bat and led them outside.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
of trees.
Finally he slowed and all the other vampires excitedly milled around
him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!" they all screamed in a frenzy.
"GOOD," shouted the vampire, "BECAUSE I SURE <deleted> DIDN'T!!"
A vampire came in from the night, covered in fresh blood. He laid
down in his coffin to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other vampires smelled the blood and started
hassling him about where he got it. He told then to leave him alone
and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay, follow me,"
he said as he turned into a bat and led them outside.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest
of trees.
Finally he slowed and all the other vampires excitedly milled around
him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"YES, YES, YES!" they all screamed in a frenzy.
"GOOD," shouted the vampire, "BECAUSE I SURE <deleted> DIDN'T!!"
