Dracula's Diet
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:11 pm
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The old count was really concerned because he had really
packed on some pounds over the Halloween holiday. He finally
decided to head into town and see the doctor.
The doctor told him he should lay off the candy and that he
needed to go on a diet.
"I want you to drink blood regularly for 2 days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I
see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Dracula returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost
nearly 25 POUNDS.
"Why, that's positively amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you
follow my instructions?"
Dracula nodded and said. . . .
"I vant to tell you dough, I taut I was gonna drop dead again
dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, yust from all dat skippin"!
The old count was really concerned because he had really
packed on some pounds over the Halloween holiday. He finally
decided to head into town and see the doctor.
The doctor told him he should lay off the candy and that he
needed to go on a diet.
"I want you to drink blood regularly for 2 days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I
see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Dracula returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost
nearly 25 POUNDS.
"Why, that's positively amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you
follow my instructions?"
Dracula nodded and said. . . .
"I vant to tell you dough, I taut I was gonna drop dead again
dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, yust from all dat skippin"!