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Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:05 pm
by NeverMore
One day Frankenstein's Monster gets a ride on a public bus
and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and
promptly asks if she would like to have secks, to which
she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus
driver leans over and says “Hey big guy, I know how to get
that nun to have secks with you…”

Naturally the monster asks, and the bus driver tells him that
every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to
pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should
dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she
has secks with you.

The monster gives his thanks and runs to the nearest
costume shop.

Later that evening he gets ready for his big night and heads
down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her
knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you
shall be forgiven if you have secks with me!”

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal secks in
order to keep her virginity. The monster agrees and once
they are finished the monster jumps back and pulls off his
mask and says “Surprise, its me... Frankie!”

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise,
its me the bus driver!”

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:17 pm
by adrian
LOL wow that was wild!!

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:19 pm
by NeverMore
Poor Frankie! I think it's just time he came out of the closet.

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:35 pm
by Pumpkin_Man
That was really funny. I have to post it to my family web sight.

Mike


Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:56 pm
by Rising Dead Man
Gay bus driver! :lol:

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:03 pm
by Pumpkin_Man
There aren't too many bus driver or truck drivers who go that way. I'm sure they are some, but generaly they tend to be straight for the most part.

Mike

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:15 pm
by iHaunt
That's awesome joke!!! :lol:

I will pass this information to all of my friends and some family. :D

Thanks for posting this good joke, but very batty! :lol:

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:45 pm
by shanda
BHAAAAAAAA!!!! That really cracked me up!!

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:16 pm
by Belladonna
Wow I just missed the screen spewing coffee everywhere!
Hehehe great joke!!

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:32 pm
by NeverMore
Belladonna wrote:Wow I just missed the screen spewing coffee everywhere!
Hehehe great joke!!
Folks around here call that an ASNR (pronounced "asner"), Acute Spontaneous Nasal Reflux. That's when you spew something you're drinking or eating thru your nose while laughing real hard.

Example: "Belladonna just asnered."

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:50 pm
by Belladonna
Oh man, I love it! Acute spontaneous nasal reflux.
Hehe

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:50 am
by Ghoul of the Graves
Hahahahahaha! :lol:

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:47 am
by NeverMore
NeverMore wrote:
Belladonna wrote:Wow I just missed the screen spewing coffee everywhere!
Hehehe great joke!!
Folks around here call that an ASNR (pronounced "asner"), Acute Spontaneous Nasal Reflux. That's when you spew something you're drinking or eating thru your nose while laughing real hard.

Example: "Belladonna just asnered."
I was just listening to the radio. They have updated this. If it takes you a while to catch on and you laugh and spew something through your nose you can call it the Extremely Delayed Acute Spontaneous Nasal Reflux, or "ed asner".

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:22 pm
by witchy
NeverMore that was too funny, poor Frankie!!!He definatly needs his bride!!!

Re: Frankie and the Nun [NSFW]

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:32 pm
by iHaunt
witchy wrote:NeverMore that was too funny, poor Frankie!!!He definatly needs his bride!!!
:oops: I already used Frankie's bride in my own dungeon! :lol: Me bad! :shock: