Good and Bad Halloween News!

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Good and Bad Halloween News!

Post by Haunt Master » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:29 pm

The good news the doctor told me that once I will get cured by cleaning the vampire's virus out of my blood! I can live for more than 600 years! And, the bad news that my doctor told me that I will die within 60 years! :lol:


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Re: Good and Bad Halloween News!

Post by Ghoul of the Graves » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:32 pm

Not really... :?
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Re: Good and Bad Halloween News!

Post by Haunt Master » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:22 pm

For instance, the doctor asked me whether or not I want to hear the good news or the bad news... I replied, "Bad News please?" The doctor ssaid my mother has massive stroke, and she will not be able to live for at least 6 years or so... All I have to do is take care of her such as feed her, bath her, put her in bed, etc. So well, I replied back to the doctor, "Thank you so much and you seemed so helpful to my mom!" BUT the doctor stated that the bad news is... "Your mother is dead already!! :lol:

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