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Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Haunt Master » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:13 pm

What did the lesbian vampiress say to another lesbian vampirella?

SEE YOU NEXT MONTH!!! :lol:

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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Rising Dead Man » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:28 pm

I don't get it.
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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:22 pm

Vampires drink blood, right?

Lesbean. Blood. Month. Get it??

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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by GucciGirl » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:51 pm

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

And even funnier taht someone didn't get it right away... hee hee.

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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Haunt Master » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:57 pm

I got this idea from one of my girlfriends! :lol:

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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Rising Dead Man » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:10 pm

I still don't get it. :?
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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Haunt Master » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:21 pm

RDM, look what Pumpkin_Man has posted this here before, didn't you remember?
Pumpkin_Man wrote:Vampires drink blood, right?

Lesbean. Blood. Month. Get it??

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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by california ghoul » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:47 pm

RDM, I'll explain the joke to you when you're older.

By the way, your avatar is HILARIOUS! Is it from a movie or just someone in a costume.
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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Haunt Master » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:57 pm

Just go ahead and tell him about this joke if you wish. :D

california ghoul wrote:RDM, I'll explain the joke to you when you're older.

By the way, your avatar is HILARIOUS! Is it from a movie or just someone in a costume.

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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by california ghoul » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:01 am

[quote="Haunt Master"]Just go ahead and tell him about this joke if you wish. :D

I think we should let his health education teacher take on that duty.
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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Rising Dead Man » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:03 pm

You talking about a girls period? Is that the joke?
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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Haunt Master » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:33 pm

:lol:

I think california ghoul is right. RDM, you should ask your health education teacher to talk to you about this vampiress joke. ;)


She said to another vampire female, "See ya same time next month!" 8)

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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Ghoul of the Graves » Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:31 pm

I get it and I'm a year younger than RDM lol :lol:
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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by vampiress » Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:32 pm

Grossness lol
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Re: Lesbian Vampiress

Post by Pumpkin_Man » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:49 pm

The way I originaly heard that joke is "Wha did the lesbian vampira say to her girl friend?

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