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You might be a home haunter if...

Complete this sentence, for instance...


You spend hour on your lawn, but your grass looks horrible!

Guests faint when they step inside your house.

When you visit my home, you cell phone has the theme song to Halloween all year long!

You have no wallpaper in your home. Only scene setters. You yard has no garden. Just a Halloween graveyard.

Ok, if you go to Home Depot and buy something to improve the haunted house of mine... it won't work either... What are you going to do? Maybe add toilet papers on the wall??

People avoid your house all year because it is too scary.

The ghost is playing my old piano up the stairs, and you will hear the eerie sounds in the hallway.

All the paintings on your walls are those spooky changing pictures.

For many years, I am so lazy, and have never hired the maiden to clean around my haunted house, so I left all the spider webs, cob webs, and dust everywhere!