Halloween Discussion Forums, Costumes, Horror!

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand witch.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach but won't fly across the ocean?
A. A chicken sand witch.

Q. Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat their fingers separately.

LITTLE MONSTER: I don't like my teacher.
MUMMY MONSTER: Well then, just eat your salad.

Q. Why did the zombie stay in his coffin?
A. He felt rotten.

Q. Why do skeletons play the piano?
A. They don't have organs.

Q. Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
A. The boogie man.

Q. Why don't zombies have trouble getting dates?
A. They can usually dig someone up.

Q. Do monsters eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat their fingers separately.

My favorite!

Great jokes, O_B!!!

Now THOSE are Hallowween joke Ooga! Thanks!!!

What a great list.

I just have to add;

Q; Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance??
A: Because he had nobody to go with.

It fits with those too perfectly

q:What do you give a witch?
a:a ouija

What do ghost have on Halloween?
A spooktackular!

SRY to do that just wanted them to be known. :oops:

ooga_booga wrote:Q. Why don't zombies have trouble getting dates?
A. They can usually dig someone up.

I love that one.