Why don't witches wear panties?

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by witchy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:00 pm

Okay which is it you do or you don't!!! Hee hee hee!! :lol:
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by MacPhantom » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:03 pm

Why so curious all of a sudden.......?? :roll:

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by witchy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:06 pm

You tricked me!! I.. I ...I ...don't know!!! I am soo confused!!!
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by MacPhantom » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:08 pm

*backs away slowly, wary of kilt-lifting breezes*

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Spookymufu » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:59 pm

does it matter that I am currently wearing NO pants?
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by MacPhantom » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:03 pm

Only if you're sitting on a cactus....

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by witchy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:39 pm

Spookymufu wrote:does it matter that I am currently wearing NO pants?
Are you wearing a dress instead? Ha Ha HaThat would be a sight!!! :lol:
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Spookymufu » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:10 pm

witchy wrote:Are you wearing a dress instead? Ha Ha HaThat would be a sight!!! :lol:
thong............................backwards
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by witchy » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:07 pm

Ewww Spooky!! That is soo wrong!! (I'm blinded for life now) No more Kilts or thongs!!! You guys are a mess!!! I don't even know how we got on this subject!! Mac shut up and stop laughing at me!! Ha Ha :lol:
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Belladonna » Fri Dec 04, 2009 7:29 am

Hahahaha A flustered witch! :lol:
They gotcha fair and square!
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by witchy » Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:29 am

Belladonna wrote:Hahahaha A flustered witch! :lol:
They gotcha fair and square!
Thanks for the backup BELLA!! Us girls are supose to stick together & I wasn't feeling well, I think I need to stop taking my meds before I post, that might help!! :wink:
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Belladonna » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:13 pm

Oh now now! You know I have to have a little fun at your expense!! Especially after last night in chat!! Eh eh? Whatcha got to say now!? hahahahahahaha jk

How are you feeling now? We were wondering after you left.
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by MacPhantom » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:31 pm

You said you weren't feeling well, Witchy, and I assumed it was because of the mental image Spooky put in your head there....But I was worried about you. Are you feeling better?

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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by witchy » Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:01 pm

MacPhantom wrote:You said you weren't feeling well, Witchy, and I assumed it was because of the mental image Spooky put in your head there....But I was worried about you. Are you feeling better?

Yeah it was Spooky's fault!!! :wink:

Thanks Mac, I will feel better soon, I get terrible Migraines when the weather changes & I have a cold on top of that, everyone in my family has the cold right now, hopefully it will end soon. Tis the season!!
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Re: Why don't witches wear panties?

Post by Belladonna » Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:11 pm

Feel better, witchy lady! Whip up one of your concoctions in the cauldron and drink it! :)

I get migraines too, I can relate. OUCH!
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