Bloody Fingers

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Bloody Fingers

Post by _Vampire_Princess--O » Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:42 pm

There once was a haunted hotel and they had one particular room that had a ghost who was named Bloody Fingers for reasons you can probably guess. Three people went to stay in the room for 200 dollars. One was a cheerleader, one was a person who was terrifed of blood, and one was a guitarist. The cheerleader went in first, having lost Rock Paper Scissors, and sat on the bed for awhile. The ghost burst out of the closet a short while later and started moaning, "Bloody Fingers, Bloody Fingers!!!" The cheerleader ran out of the room squealing something about a ruined manicure. The phobic went in next, oblivious to the ghost's appearance. He sat on the chair next to the closet and the ghost appeared from under the bed, moaning once again, "Bloody Fingers, Bloody Fingers!!!" The man gave a single shout and passed out. He was dragged out by the last contestant, the guitarist. He sat on the bed, playing his Gibson, and the ghost came from the neighboring room's wall, shreiking this time, "BLOODY FINGERS!!!! BLOODY FINGERS!!!!!!!" The guiarist ignored him for a while, and the ghost continued to make a racket. The quitarist looked up after his song, and said blatently, "Dude, you've been playing your gutar too much. Get yourself some band-aides...."
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Re: Bloody Fingers

Post by Halloween_Girl » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:11 pm

:lol:
Beware Beware your in for a scare
The chair is rocking but nobodies there
The owls are mocking the Ghost are stocking
Beware Beware your in for a scare!

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Re: Bloody Fingers

Post by Hallow's Queen » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:41 pm

haha nice one :)
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