Halloween Discussion Forums, Costumes, Horror!

Evil Clown UPS:
-Looks Scary
-Comes with neat glow-in-dark knife
-Realistic!!

Facial Hair UPS:
-Looks funny
-Stays on for a LONG time
-Matches my actual hair

Evil Clown DOWNS:
-Eyes look dumb
-Mask only part of costume

Facial Hair DOWNS:
-Not realistic
-only part of costume
-not scary for halloween

Which one should I pick???

Go for the evil clown. Clowns are scary. I have facial hair. It's overrated.