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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by Spookymufu » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:15 pm

well great, my kids bring reindeer food home from school every year and we sprinkle it in the yard...I'll have to keep an eye out.
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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by Belladonna » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:46 pm

Oh it's good luck?! I hadn't heard that. :)
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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by NeverMore » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:57 pm

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What happen if a Raven poops on your head?

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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by Belladonna » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:14 pm

Hmm last time I had a bird bless me like that, it looked like he'd just eaten mulberries.
Ewwwwww!
But maybe raven is lucky? ;)
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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by NeverMore » Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:57 am

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Nope! Everybody points at you and laughs :lol:

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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by Belladonna » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:15 am

:shock: Silence! I keell you!! LOL!!!
Just kiddin'! :D
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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by NeverMore » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:48 am

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Ha! Ha! Bella keel me!


Check out this video. I'm guessing the girl is a natural blonde?




Here's another one. Apparently it's an epidemic.

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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by NeverMore » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:49 am

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The North Pole Pub

Yukon Cornelius walks into a North Pole pub and clears his voice to
the crowd of elven drinkers. He says, "I hear you elves are a bunch
of hard drinkers. I'll give 500 gold to anybody in here who can drink
10 pints of extra stout back-to-back."

The room is quiet, and no one takes up Yukon's offer. One elf even
leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same elf who left shows back up and taps
the prospector on the back. "Is your bet still good?" asks the elf.

Yukon says yes and asks the pub keep to line up 10 pints of extra
stout. Immediately the elf tears into all 10 of the pint glasses,
drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as Yukon sits in amazement. He gives
the elf the 500 gold and says, "If you don't mind me asking, where
did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The elf replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see
if I could do it first."

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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by NeverMore » Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:00 am

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A new Christmas classic...

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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by sueluvshalloween » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:48 am

NeverMore wrote:.
What happen if a Raven poops on your head?
I've never had a Raven poop on my head, but a pigeon once pooped in my frozen yogurt! :(

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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by Belladonna » Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:06 am

Great stuff, NeverMore!
At least once a season here, someone tries that frozen tongue to the pole trick. LOL Usually with those results! :lol:

Love the North Pole joke too! I haven't been able to see the video yet. My connection is creeping along like it's arthritic today.

Sue, that is gross..pooh in your yogurt! hahahahaha At least that is better than on you! :lol:
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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by NeverMore » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:46 am

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Did you keep eating it Sue? :twisted:

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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by Spookymufu » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:55 am

NeverMore wrote:.
Did you keep eating it Sue? :twisted:
I was wondering the same thing
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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by witchy » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:04 pm

Spookymufu wrote:
NeverMore wrote:.
Did you keep eating it Sue? :twisted:
I was wondering the same thing
No she did not eat it!! This must be a guy thing!!! Yuck!!!! :roll:
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Re: Christmas fun zone

Post by Andybev01 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:08 pm

It's like when you're a little boy and you find a dead animal, and you poke around it with a stick to see what's inside. I'm sure it's genetic.
All you that doth my grave pass by,
As you are now so once was I,
As I am now so you must be,
Prepare for death & follow me.

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